dongstrider:

im—really—weird:

psyducked:

I wish there were necklaces given to us at birth that were half of a unique shape and your soulmate wore the other half and they got warmer the closer together you were and colder the further away you were so you could go on this journey when you’re ready to find your other half so that you could be spared all the pain and heartbreak of being played with by those who don’t take dating as seriously as you do

somebody please write a book on this

touchmypotato:

I may be a shitty friend, but I’m your shitty friend.

do you ever dislike someone so much that you hate when people are nice to them

A lady tried to get me fired at work by saying I hit her kid when I told him not to touch mechanical equipment.